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Google hosted apps satire

I ran into this the other day…

Intermedia.NET, the US leader in Microsoft Exchange hosting for small and medium businesses (SMBs), today praised the innovative new service, Google Apps for Your Domain. By offering 24×0 support, no wireless access and scanning of company email and documents, Google has bucked the trend of what companies expect from a business email provider. The Apps for your Domain key features:

* 24×0 support. This is important because companies for whom email and schedules are mission-critical will want to know they can pick up a phone and get support 24 hours a day, 0 days per week. Google also gives the option of filling out a support form and receiving an automated response.

* No wireless access. Where Intermedia.NET hosted Exchange gives users access to information via BlackBerry, Treo, Q or any other device, Google has bucked this trend, perhaps suggesting that wireless email is in fact a productivity-sapping distraction for employees.

* Private data read by others. Google Apps for your Desktop again bucks the trend that businesses should not allow outsiders to read their proprietary documents and email. Businesses can rest easy knowing that Google is looking at all emails and documents.

* Ads inside applications. Clearly, employees are more productive when their business applications stream ads for online poker sites and pills to combat ED.

* No uptime guarantee. Rather than a predictable 99.9% uptime guarantee, such as the one offered by Intermedia.NET, Google does not provide a set percentage of the time when email will be up and running. This keeps corporate collaboration more exciting, by allowing staff to guess whether the system will be working or not.

“While we are happy that Google is making people aware that business-quality email is essential for small and medium businesses, we do have some reservations,” said Serguei Sofinski, CEO of Intermedia.NET. “There is a large difference between an enterprise-class, proven Microsoft Exchange system with 24×7 fully-managed telephone support and wireless access, and a more basic offering with 24×0 support, embedded ads and no wireless access.”

Of course they fail to mention that Google apps is free - which is pretty persuasive compared to intermedia.net’s $11.95/month for the most basic service and a wopping $575 per month for the 50 mailbox account.

Horses for courses I guess…

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Funny Friday…

Well funny for some, awfully tragic for others….

In my web travels I stumbled upon this blog, announcing (or not quite) MYOB’s on-demand SME accounting product Business Basics Online.The announcement goes;

we’ve kept a watchful eye…., particularly through our strong relationships with NZ banks, who have kept us alert to the dramatic increase in use of Internet Banking over the last twelve months.

So now the time seems right for us to present MYOB BusinessBasics Online

(in other words Xero et all scares the hell out of us and we’ve got to react as fast as possible)

Cool I thought, MYOB have finally got with the times, SaaS is fun and I like commenting on this stuff.

But in the craziest turn of the story, check out this link - www.businessbasicsonline.co.nz. Yes indeed, the URL links straight to Xero.

Someone at MYOB corporate HQ is going to be really, really uptight about this one.

So far Xero 1, MYOB 0, and if this start is anything to go by, it could just prove the SaaS debacle of the year.

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Meet Yahoo’s strategy team….

If you’re looking to do a deal, and want to find the biggest shiester to maximise your advantage, there’s a little Middle-Eastern country that specialises in producing fast talking deal makers.

Witness below the Yahoo chief negotiator….

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