Jerry Yang Having Steve Ballmer’s Love Child at diversity.net.nz

Unconfirmed rumours out of Seattle point to the hidden reasons for Jerry Yang’s departure from his position as CEO of Yahoo. It seems Yang is secretly having Steve Ballmer’s (Microsoft CEO) love-child and both parties are unwilling to have a child destined to forever search for its identity within a 1990’s portal play.

Hot pick from the halls of Redmond is that both Yang and Ballmer will leave their respective organisations and hold the co-CEO role at search start-up Cuil.

Neither Yang nor Ballmer were available for comment however sources close to both told of extended visits to Tesla motors to try and convince Elon Musk to develop a family wagon. Talks are apparently under way with Shai Agassi also – possibly a BetterPlace family wagon in the offing?

More news as it comes to hand.

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5 Responses to “Jerry Yang Having Steve Ballmer’s Love Child”

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1 Zoli Erdos
Nov 18th, 2008 at 3:24 pm

I knew Ballmer would step down ever since he got the egg treatment, and Scoble aspired for the CEO job.
2 David Preece
Nov 19th, 2008 at 7:06 pm

Love child, I buy. Cuil getting a new CEO – c’mon!
3 Ben Kepes
Nov 19th, 2008 at 7:13 pm

@David – stranger things have happened…..
4 Peter
Nov 19th, 2008 at 8:30 pm

Changing the name of your blog to “Fake Ben Kepes”?

Love your work!
5 Ben Kepes
Nov 19th, 2008 at 8:43 pm

@Peter

Watch out for the next one – even juicier news!

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